when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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