I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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