Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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