At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So. Much. Porn.
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