nut hugger
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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