your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
