Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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