i just google imaged poop.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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