They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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