: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We have so much sex to catch up on
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The Olympian is in my bed
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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