I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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