South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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