what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My ATM looks so different sober.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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