Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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