The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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