We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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