don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and she was petting her beer can
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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