Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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