You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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