Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Are my feet made of real feet?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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