yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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