BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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