I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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