I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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