To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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