Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm like, not good at living.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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