But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
