Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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