we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
there is puke in my bra ... again
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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