they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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