Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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