Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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