can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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