ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
