I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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