No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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