I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you will always have a special place in my vag
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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