I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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