is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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