would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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