I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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