I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
