girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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