sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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