I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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