Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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