you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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