We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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