Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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