can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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