hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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