I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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