it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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